Great Drivers Of The World (How the Hell Did You Get A License!)

This may be random but something must be said to all those who seem to have trouble driving, and causes the ones who can to slow down, swear, and flip off you none drivers.

#1
If you drive slower than everyone else, are 80 years of age or older, or under the influence in some kind of way (alcohol, weed, etc.)and your on the highway...why not stay in the right lane. It is the slow lane for the slower traffic so why not use it. Don't drive in the fast lanes causing traffic(I mean slow drivers cause about 70 percent of accidents), making me and those who are headed to their destination in a timely fashion to drive just a slow as you. GET THE HELL OUT THE WAY!!!

#2
Is it me or the worst drivers want to drive the biggest vehicles. Trucks, Mini-vans, SUVs etc. It's already bad that you can't drive but now you have this big SUV and your trying to run my car over. It would be helpful if you learn about the size of your car so you don't sling it into my lane and try to run me over. THANK YOU!!!

#3
I know I already brought up my 80 years old and up class; however something must be said to my senior citizens. I know your older and wiser, but you drive slower than everyone else. You not only drive slow, you brake slow (braking 200 feet away from the stop sign or red light), turn slow, park slow (I mean you go straight to the handicap space anyway)...your just slow. Either get with the time and pick up your pace, or find someone to drive for you. I mean if you pay me I will gladly pick up some groceries or whatever for you. I'm not trying to be offensive to my senior citizens but if this is you KEEP YOUR OLD ASS OFF THE ROAD!!!

These are really the things the aggravate me the most on the road. I almost got into an accident this morning on my way to class from these no drivering SOBS!!! Now I'm not an over aggressive driver (I can be), but only when I am provoked and agitated. Usually I'm passive agressive...meaning that I am nice occasionally, but I tend to drive for myself...since I have a good rate of speed.

These are the things the aggravate me the most on the road. I know there's more so feel free to add them.